{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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The Christian Allemong House is located near Summit Point, West Virginia.
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}